- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why....... Because.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

9/11

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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