Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A ginger rapping.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Benevolent villain.

What does a man like. food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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