What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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jack shine has boobs

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Baseball

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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