nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Obamacare!

why did the chicken cross the road.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

DANA

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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