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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

you wanna hear a joke? no

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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