- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Brittney Spears

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

pubic lice.

Men's rights

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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