Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A ginger rapping.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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