Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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God is religiously proven to be real

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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