a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Google Doodles

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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sixty....eight.

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The glass is half an hour.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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okay.....

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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