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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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