- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

drugs.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

A black man killed someone

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

I'm gay. Great me too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Your life That's the joke

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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