A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Mexicans working in an office

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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I am black.

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