- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

your life

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Knock Knock. Go away!

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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