A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Obamacare!

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Baseball

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

An Irishman stays home

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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