- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

go go gadget

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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