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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

cheese

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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