How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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