- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock Knock Good one...

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Y2K

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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