What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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