A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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hi my name is? joe

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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PENIS

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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A seal walks into a club.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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