Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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barack osama

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What should I name my dog?

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Fruitcake

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Mmmm, donuts

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go go gadget

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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