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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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