- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

whats better than shoes feet

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

God.

Jewish People

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I love boobs

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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