Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Jasper sucks.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

This post contains NOTHING.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why were corners made? For crying.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Bing

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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