- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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