- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

noodles

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

chuck norris

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Bing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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