Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Noah is Smart.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

a little girl gets raped

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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