What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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lol

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Where else? The junk yard

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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alcoholism kills

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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