- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Anti jokes.

Dozer has a soul

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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