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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Yo mama so fat she died

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Slavery

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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