how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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