What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Black people

Yo mama so fat she died

do you know what's so funny? yup

Real jokes.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How many dislikes can this get?

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Tacos

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Hello

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

sweaty black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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