Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

noodles

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Dear John,

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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