A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Pianca going ham

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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minorities

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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