- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

minorities.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

W.N.B.A.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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