how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Dead babies.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

you wanna hear a joke? no

i hate you.

Tacos

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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