What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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im black

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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chuck norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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