- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Gadaffi

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

I am really good at math debating

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

your momma's an antijoke

What is brown and smells? Poop

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Gadaffi

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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