Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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knock knock come in

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Nicholas Cage

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Lebron Traveled

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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