- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What lives underground? Grandpa

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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