Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Nicholas Cage

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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a black father

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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