What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What should I name my dog?

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Kittens.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Two women were sitting in silence.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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