milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A man walks into a bar.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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