Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Avery has crabs.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a banana

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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