What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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lewis bedford

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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a banana

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Hello

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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womans rights

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Jewish People

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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