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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

guess what? chicken butt.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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