If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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69

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Black people are clen.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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