- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Obama.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Indeed.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

corey is a nipplepotomus

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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