Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

your face.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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