- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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A man walks into a bar.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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