when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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dead babies

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Womens Rights.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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