what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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