What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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8===========D O:

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i fondle myself every night....

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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