- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

womans rights

What did the mole say? Nothing

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

I don't get it

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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