9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I don't get it

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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