Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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womens rights!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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