Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Obama.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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