Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Your mom goes to college

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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