- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a banana

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What did the mole say? Nothing

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??