What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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minorities

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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