why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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womens rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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