- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What comes after "Q" R

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

corey is a nipplepotomus

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man. That is all.

jack shine has boobs

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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