- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Go away.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Black people are clen.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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