Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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knock knock come in

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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your face.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anal cheese curds.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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