Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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