- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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