Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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