- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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