What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Penis jokes.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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