- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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