How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

I am a real homosexual

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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