What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Women Drivers.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Noah is Smart.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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