What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

chuck norris

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

milly, milly, milly, cat

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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